Can't we put them into a twelve step llama rehabilitation program instead?
I think it would have been a better religion if two things happened:
Happy Naked Pagan Dance.
And don't forget Carhenge!
I want to run through the streets naked with green jello all over my body reading playboy magazine.
Anybody play Borderlands 2?
I say that tongue in cheek, yet Beltane is one of the most well-known pagan holiday celebrated in the nude.